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PUBLISHED: 12:00 17 March 2018


Poor Henry had his party postponed

It’s Spring Cleaning Time.

I know it seems like a lot of effort but what other cleaning job do you only have to do once a year?

Some people just answered bathe and I think I’ve been in a lift with you before.

The key to successful cleaning is using the right cleaning tool.

I’m all for respecting those tools but don’t take it too far, like Tom Kelross, a student at Cardiff University, who tried to plan a picnic to celebrate his Henry the Hoover.

I know many people don’t like going out for food when they’re single but taking a domestic appliance with a face drawn on it doesn’t make you seem less sad.

I haven’t seen anyone looking that out of place with a Henry since Jo Marney was on This Morning.

Tom came up with a great idea.

Instead of going to the park with his Hoover looking lonely he posted on Facebook inviting everyone along as long as they bring their own Henry.

He said, “When was the last time your Henry got even a single day’s break or chance to spend time outside.”

Mine gets many days off. With the amount I clean he holds a part time position.

The thought of Henry being the modern day Cinderella struck a chord.

More than 37,000 said they were going to attend.

That’s a lot of people, around 37,000 more people than wanted to come to my last Edinburgh show...

There were so many people wanting to go to Tom’s Henry Hoover extravaganza that the venue couldn’t handle it so it was cancelled.

Poor Henry.

If there’s one thing that’s worse than never being invited anywhere, it is being invited but then not getting to go.

Nevermind Henry, you might not have got to go to the ball but at least you clean up well.

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