You ve just arrived home to America from fighting in Italy during the Second World war. Still in uniform, you hook up with an old pal for a beer, before he tells you he has connections that can make sure you will have all the necessary papers for an hono... » MORE

THE Last Exorcism – thank god you might say after scores of mediocre horror films. But this is not the last in the genre, it is the last exorcism of Reverend Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) who is expected to perform his typical fake rites on a disturbed r... » MORE

ITV1 S longest running cop show, The Bill airs for the final time on Tuesday, after 27 years. Originating from a pilot called Wooden Top, it has provided work for virtually every recognisable British actor, including Keira Knightley, Ray Winstone, Robert... » MORE

TO GREG Heffley, middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. It s a place rigged with hundreds of social landmines, not the least of which are morons, wedgies, bullies, lunchtime banishment to the cafeteria floor - and a festering piece of cheese.... » MORE

HOT on the heels of Swedish murder mystery The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, comes THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE (15). Lisbeth Salander (Noomi Rapace) and crusading journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Michael Nyqvist) find themselves caught up in another investi... » MORE